Every Day Is Exactly The Same

Korea is a awesome – like last time, just a lot colder. Still – I don’t think I could have picked a better time to skip town.

This market continues to be simply mind numbing and it’s really good to take a week off. Even if I was around I’d be simply repeating what I have been saying for the past few weeks: Nothing good (or bad) will happen ahead of the midterm election and especially while the G20 meeting is kicking into high gear. Perhaps once some kind of compromise addressing the current pursuit of mutually assured currency destruction has been found and the Dollar is allowed to paint a floor – perhaps then we’ll see a correction in equities. And even then I’m not sure the bears can pull it off ahead of January – this may sound very ‘non technical’ for someone claiming to blog about technical analysis but I just don’t sense any real mojo here. In either direction I may add – we continue to be stuck in limbo land with a slow spin to the upside.

BTW, my hotel room is a vertiable shoe box – I basically have to walk to my bed sideways. Not due to a lack of funds – mind you – but there are literally no decent rooms available in Seoul due to the G20 convention. Fortunately I am not spending too much time in my hotel room ;-)

Cheers,

Mole

Call Of Duty

No, I’m not talking about the latest iteration of the popular FPS game – although I have to admit that I’m a devoted fan and can’t wait for the release of Black Ops. Rather I got another phone call from Geithner over the weekend – here’s a rough transcript of the conversation:

Mole: Mush-mushi!

Geithner: Mole – this is Tim-ay – how’s it hanging?

Mole: To the left today, Tim – what can I do you for?

Geithner: Well, I think I may need your help again – those G20 talks are not going so well.

Mole: What, did Qishan call you ‘Western Devil’ again?

Geithner: No, but he did give me a wedgie during the group photograph. And he keeps bitching about Bernanke destroying the Dollar.

Mole: You got to keep your bulldog in check, Tim-ay – what can I tell ya… he’s out of control.

Geithner: I know, I know – but Ben is trying to go cold turkey now. We had to strap him to a chair to keep him from printing more Dollars. He’s even printing them at home with his Epson – can you believe it?

Mole: You’re kidding!

Geithner: I kid you not! Just last week he was faxing me a bunch of hundred Dollar bills – and insisted that they represented perfectly legal tender.

Mole: You got the draw the line somewhere, Tim-ay!

Geithner: Tell me about it. One of his secret service agents had to use the toilet and guess what he found in the bath room?

Mole: Let me guess – a roll of Dollar bill themed toilet paper?

Geithner: Worse – he was actually using a stack of real hundred Dollar bills. Anyway, we got him under watch 24×7 now but I need someone to go down to Asia and talk some sense into Qishan. We thought you were the right man for the mission. You’re certainly evil enough.

Mole: You can say that again. Well, I may be able to make the time but I’m not flying cargo this time. You should have seen my suit – it looked like an origami sculpture.

Geithner: That was a mistake – some CIA mixup – sorry. This time I bought you a first class ticket to Seoul – from there you’ll go to Taiwan and then to Shanghai.

Mole: Aight, count me in, Tim-ay – I want the usual fee plus I want you to throw in some hot Asian poon. Remember, you promised me a date with Shu Qi last time.

Geither: I can definitely make that happen. We have a deal – kick some ass down there!

Mole: You know it – see ya!

And there you have it – Mole is going to Asia again. Should be even more fun than last time:

I’m actually looking forward to meeting Qishan again – as he’s twice as smart as Geithner or Bernanke combined. And I find it ironic that it took the Chinese less than two decades to start to run circles around the West when it comes to international finance and monetary strategy. The Chinese are now extremely well positioned to rule the 21st century and thus evil Mole owes it to himself to extend his nefarious operations into Asia. After all: If you can’t beat ‘em – join ‘em.

This is the route I’ll be taking. I’m flying out to Seoul this evening and will start busting balls at the G20 meeting, just in time for Obama’s arrival the week after. Later in the week I’m flying to Taiwan and then it’s off to Shanghai to party and seal some deals.

Now, you know the drill – I’ll be sixteen hours ahead and will chime in as often as I can but there may be several days during which I am unable to put up a comment cleaner as I’m pretty sure that Qishan has banned this blog down there. Geronimo and the Zero will be running on its own and if there’s a power melt down (I hope not!) then I have someone standing by to reset it.

I only have time for one chart but quite honestly I don’t have too much to say at this point as I was very clear about my take on this market in the past few weeks:

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That’s it – I still have to pack, thus I must run – see you on the other side (of the Pacific).

Cheers,

Mole

P.S.: In case my plane drops into the ocean or the Chinese decide to throw me into some prison work camp rest assured that all arrangements have been made to continue the Zero as well as Geronimo and Evil.Rat. There is life after Mole.

Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?

If you’ve bothered to drop by here on a regular basis for whatever mysterious reason then you know that I rarely talk about gold. As a matter of fact in the past year I can recall only two occasions when I had a strong opinion about the shiny stuff. The first time was this May after I made a lot of new friends (cough cough) over on the SOH by announcing an imminent drop in precious metals and the other time was a week ago when I told everyone to get out of long positions.

The arrows mark those two occasions. Thing is – I don’t even care about gold – it’s a pain in the ass to trade and everyone I know doing it has been burned (either short or long). Maybe that’s why I have an easier time calling it – I don’t give a flying rectum about where it’s going. And neither do I care if all you lemmings drop over a cliff tomorrow Wiley Coyote style after having chased an exponential curve to the upside. The Mole will be doing just fine sipping a glass of Cristal and enjoying lap dances by smoking hot girls the likes of you only see in magazines (which you are hiding from your nagging wife).

In any case – maybe some of you over critical wankers want to take the Mole’s work more serious next time (yes, I’m doing third person today). Otherwise have fun on the other side of my trade.

Yes, I’m in a feisty mood today – do you feel lucky, punk?

The Mole will now accept offerings of obsequious praise, free German beer, and preferably Spearmont Rhino gift cards.




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