Broke!

Alright, ladies and leeches – this is a public service announcement:

Michael Covel – friend of the blog and acclaimed author of the Complete Turtle Trader as well as Trend Following – has released his first movie – aptly titled ‘Broke’. Heck, I’m sure you can all empathize with that one 🙂

Okay, not only do I want you to buy his DVD right now and support his work (no free loading, rats!) but I am also hereby issuing a code rat activation:

I suggested to Michael that he should reach out to Stephen Colbert to get his well deserved ‘Colbert bump’ – unfortunately none of us have the keys to the dark comedy kingdom. So, here’s what I need you guys to do – please send an email to the show and ‘demand’ that Michael will be given his five minutes of fame:

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Email addy: colbertweb@gmail.com

Subject line: Host Michael Covel And Avoid Destruction of Planet Earth

Copy: The Dark Legion of Evil Speculators demands that Michael Covel, sacred grandmaster of trend trading and director of the acclaimed documentary ‘Broke: The New American Dream’, will be granted his seven minutes of fame on your third rate comedy show (btw, do you happen to have Jon Stewart’s contact info?).

Michael Covel primer::

http://www.michaelcovel.com/
http://www.brokemovie.com/

Refusal to comply will be met by strict enforcement action and extreme prejudice by your very own associate Gorlock, who just so happens to be an honorary member of our secretive cult.

Only you can avoid the destruction of your puny planet, Stephen Colbert! It’s not too late!

With general discontent,

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Let’s see if we can’t hack the Colbert Show – after all – what’s good for the goose is good for the gander 😉

Mole