I woke up this morning and the world had not yet descended into Sodom and Ghomorra. Which was a bit disappointing to me as I keep being promised doom and gloom in the financial MSM. Now look, I’m as guilty as the next guy (or gal – current year and all) when it comes to kicking up my adrenaline via a dose of infopørn at my favorite clickbait watering hole.
Let’s face it, we have all been very very naughty over the past decade. And it was great fun while the easy money lasted but those days are over now and alas it is time to adjust our trading accordingly.
Clearly Santa is in a very foul mood this year and he’s not taking any prisoners, as a matter of fact he and his intrepid elves are working overtime to dish out some mighty comeuppance to any bag or purse holders.
My lottery long position got stopped out this morning and before deciding my next course of action, or perhaps lack thereof, I thought it best to consult my momo charts, in an attempt to gain a clearer perspective devoid of the daily noise. Unfortunately however this effectively has accomplished the exact opposite as I walked away even more conflicted than before.
I want to be on record by stating that any and all claims insinuating that a genetic Krampus/Bear clone may have escaped our biotech laboratory are patently false and thus should be considered fake news. We here at Evil Speculator have made maximum security and strict biohazard procedures our top corporate mandate, which is exactly why we purchased a dozen refurbished Chinese thumbprint readers last year to secure our entire operation.