I want to be on record by stating that any and all claims insinuating that a genetic Krampus/Bear clone may have escaped our biotech laboratory are patently false and thus should be considered fake news. We here at Evil Speculator have made maximum security and strict biohazard procedures our top corporate mandate, which is exactly why we purchased a dozen refurbished Chinese thumbprint readers last year to secure our entire operation.
Today marks the last session of November which is a good occasion to take stock where we are on the momo front. A lot of folks got blown out of their short positions on Wednesday and judging by the heated exchanges in the comment section yesterday emotions are running high, which frankly isn’t surprising after a year of constant nerve fraying whipsaw. It’s tested the mettle of even the most skilled traders and I wonder how many people would have simply taken the year off knowing what would transpire.
Things are getting more tricky again on the equities side. If you followed along in the comment section during yesterday’s session then you know that I took out a long position courtesy of our famed Zero indicator, which stepped up the occasion and cut through all the noise as usual. This morning the main question for me was whether to hold long or to exit and consider taking out a short position.
MILLENNIAL TRIGGER WARNING: if you happen to be permabear then please top reading and immediately proceed to your safe space or nearest sensory deprivation chamber. For you are most definitely not going to like this post as it contains unpixeled bullish imagery as well as politically incorrect discourse. For everyone else: Our millimeter wave array in the Atacama desert has received a mysterious signal and expert consensus at this time points toward a VIX Buy Signal.