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Happy New Doomsyear!

Happy New Doomsyear!

by The MoleDecember 30, 2011

As expected we end 2011 on a bonafide doji. All that remains now is to thank you all for a pretty amazing year – I could not have it done without you and your support. We have truly come a long way in the past twelve months. While almost everyone else has been taken to the woodshed, we stainless steel rats had a lot of fun, a lot of laughs, and most importantly we banked some mighty coin. And if you thought 2011 was monkey ass crazy then you ain’t seen nothin’ yet…

Well, I for one intend to be the last man standing. For real – the one clear bull market I see around the corner is in the doomsday prediction racket. So knock yourself out and load up on shotguns, ammo, and MREs Burt Gummer style. I’m thinking Y2K all over again but if a bunch of Nazi Commi Zombies wind up storming the evil lair then they’ll have another thing coming. Whatever happens – as long as there’s the game we rats will continue to manhandle the tape and rub ignominious defeat into the faces of whoever dares to take the other side of our trades.

And let it be said that if any of you remember any details about New Year’s Eve the morning after I would be very disappointed. I expect you all back bright eyed hungover and busy tailed caffeine infused on January 3rd – Monday the 2nd is an NYSE holiday.

In that spirit let me all wish you a very Evil New Year!


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The Mole
Mole created Evil Speculator amidst the chaos of the financial crisis in early August of 2008. His vision for Evil Speculator is a refuge of reason, hands-on trading knowledge, and inspiration for traders of all ages and stripes. You can follow him and his nefarious schemes at the usual social media waterholes.
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