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If You’re Not Having A Great Weekend

If You’re Not Having A Great Weekend

by The MoleAugust 8, 2015

What the heck are you doing reading this post in the first place? It’s summer – it’s hot – girls are out there somewhere right now wearing bikinis (and hot guys are shirtless if you’re happen to be into that sort of stuff). So if you’re not having a blast right now then you’re clearly not trying hard enough!

That ought to get you started. Now shut off your damn computer, go out there and live it up. But whatever you do – try not to get engaged this weekend like this poor sop:


What a smile. You break her heart and I break your neck*, pal. Anyway, my condolences 😉


* I better bring heavy machinery.

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The Mole
Mole created Evil Speculator amidst the chaos of the financial crisis in early August of 2008. His vision for Evil Speculator is a refuge of reason, hands-on trading knowledge, and inspiration for traders of all ages and stripes. You can follow him and his nefarious schemes at the usual social media waterholes.
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  • molecool

    Scott, try not to break anything – you must be double her weight!

  • fearful_syymmetry

    Congratulations, Scott!

  • BobbyLow

    Congrats Scott! Wishing you and the future Mrs. the best. 🙂


    See, I wasn’t far off about Scott writing Romance novels! He has a certain sensitivity that shines through. Congrats to you Scott!

  • molecool

    Scott has the fragile sensitivity of a brick wall.

  • RonnieH

    Pretty Lady, Congrats

  • Val

    Scott, you were my last hope :). Welcome to the world of “I have no clue what you want from me” :)!

  • Gold_Gerb

    Keep it Red Pill, and you’ll do fine.

  • Bob the Horse

    Hi Mole – you should take a look at Aluminium. Or Aluminum for the Yanks. Looks like a reversal candidate to me – would be interested in your take. In fact, most metals (of the base variety) look ready to rally.

    Apologies for complete failure of participation and getting hold of you on Skype. Have been – still am – buried in work not that it is an excuse.

  • RacerXX

    I must break you..

  • molecool

    How have you been? Long time!

  • Bob the Horse

    Buried in research but it is all coming together.

  • molecool

    System development?

  • mugabe

    Nice looking Sheila mate. Fair dinkum to you. Congrats to both!

  • Itslance

    Congratulations, Scott! You’re an awesome dude, so I’m glad to see you having success in your love life. As generous as you are to us complete strangers as an indication, I know you’ll make her incredibly happy. Wishing you the best!

  • i Bergamot

    Congratulations and all the best!

  • molecool
  • arkhamb

    Congrats Scott !!

  • Scott Phillips

    Thanks for the kind wishes people 🙂 I’m very happy

  • Scott Phillips

    Punching well above my weight

  • Scott Phillips

    I’m slightly over double actually 😉

  • Skynard

    That’s all someone can ask for, congrats to both:)

  • Skynard

    Possible monthly buy on crude oil. This a an extreme signal for us and will buy on a tetest.

  • Bernie

    Congrats Scott! 🙂

  • Skynard
  • Skynard

    Wait for it, lower BB turning:)

  • Skynard

    Agree with that statement. Currency move coming as well.

  • Greenlander
  • Greenlander

    Congrats Scott, wishing you the best. You are a good man!


    “Thanks” Even me? Or did I fuck that up too??? 😉

  • Scott Phillips

    Thanks Lance 🙂

  • Billabong

    Looks like you did well Skynard…

  • Billabong

    Don’t take it personally. This is an unforgiving site that hits you with a cricket bat using civility … we’ve all been through the grinding mill. (LOL)

  • Billabong

    Congratulations Scott … finding the spiritual partner with which to share your life is tough. I’m glad to see you crossed the hurdle … now get back to work! Just kidding.

  • Skynard

    We still have a retest coming. Never is it that easy:)

  • molecool

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  • OzarkHillBilly

    I’m just getting caught up from the weekend ……. big congratulations to you. Seems like you went through plenty of crap to get to the good position you’re in now. I’m wishing you both the best.


    I know, just giving some back!

  • Crofx

    Congrats mate!!!! I knew that hard arse exterior was protecting something :)))))