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If You’re Not Having A Great Weekend

If You’re Not Having A Great Weekend

by The MoleAugust 8, 2015

What the heck are you doing reading this post in the first place? It’s summer – it’s hot – girls are out there somewhere right now wearing bikinis (and hot guys are shirtless if you’re happen to be into that sort of stuff). So if you’re not having a blast right now then you’re clearly not trying hard enough!

That ought to get you started. Now shut off your damn computer, go out there and live it up. But whatever you do – try not to get engaged this weekend like this poor sop:


What a smile. You break her heart and I break your neck*, pal. Anyway, my condolences 😉


* I better bring heavy machinery.

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The Mole
Mole created Evil Speculator amidst the chaos of the financial crisis in early August of 2008. His vision for Evil Speculator is a refuge of reason, hands-on trading knowledge, and inspiration for traders of all ages and stripes. You can follow him and his nefarious schemes at the usual social media waterholes.
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