If You’re Not Having A Great Weekend
What the heck are you doing reading this post in the first place? It’s summer – it’s hot – girls are out there somewhere right now wearing bikinis (and hot guys are shirtless if you’re happen to be into that sort of stuff). So if you’re not having a blast right now then you’re clearly not trying hard enough!
That ought to get you started. Now shut off your damn computer, go out there and live it up. But whatever you do – try not to get engaged this weekend like this poor sop:
What a smile. You break her heart and I break your neck*, pal. Anyway, my condolences 😉
* I better bring heavy machinery.