Equities Gone Wild

Equities today seem to have turned themselves into the equivalent of a juvenile beer bonging crack snorting party animal. Start with Jaegermeister, sniff some glue, then comes the oxygen, pop some downers, some uppers, a venti shot of espresso, then home for some hot action play fueled by Ecstasy.

Party on Wayne – but remember there might be a big hangover looming next week 😉

Translation: Bearish wedge. Swing traders were having a field day.

Before I run here is a very ominous screen grab from the Slope:

Now T.K. was never known to be a ‘macho man’ so to say but this has clearly gown way too far. We are talking rose petals, un-manly cocktails, chocolates, ribbons – the works. We even got ourselves some ad banner flip flopping – obviously someone reserved the right to change his/her mind on EWT during a premenstrual cycle. Which leads me to assume that Tim has been either abducted by Goldman Sucks (so gay), the ACLU, or at least someone with horrible taste in interior decoration (a punishable offense in itself over here in the evil lair). I can guarantee you there are pink soap bars and cushy carpets being placed in Tim’s bathroom as I’m typing this.

Whoever you are – what have you done with Tim Knight, and what are your demands? We want our grumpy tasteless bear back!

On a completely different note – I absolutely loath Valentine’s Day – yuck!!

Enjoy your weekend, rats!

Cheers,

Mole