Mole’s Treasure Map
Mole’s Treasure Map
I’m buried in work this weekend in preparation for next week’s business trip. No, not ‘another’ vacation – which some put it after I took five measly days off for the first time in over a year. So, I probably won’t have time for my traditional weekend update, which however does not matter as our treasure map for next week is quite simple. Let me get into character:
Here be how ye pigheaded, pea-brained bugbears get t’ Mole’s booty: Follow th’ path o’ doomed bears straight up an’ wait fer sunset at th’ 1100 marrrk. Then turrn an’ secure a spot in Indiana Jones’ roller coaster from hell, this time descendin’ downwarrrd. Th’ booty be buried at th’ orange square – but ye canna proceed tharr directly since th’ direct path be infested wi’ cattle prod wieldin’ OPX rage sufferin’ market makers.
Blue Rum be still a possibility but we`d need a drop almost immediately startin’ Mondee mornin’. As I already mentioned on Thursdee night to ye craven, feather-plucked catspaws – I think that one be a bit o’ a stretch an’ I only give ‘t about a 30% probability starboard now.
Quite obvious what`s goin’ on an’ ’tis a wake up call fer ye weedy ueber-bearrrs. P3 confirmation will nay occur unless we be seein’ them cross downward.
Gold:Silver: No surprise here fer reeky, dizzy-eyed rats loverrs – we need t’ be seein’ this thin’ pull up t’ confirm a drop – seems we could complete a fifth wave here an’ take ou’ 58.5.
Th’ motto fer next week: Stop wastin’ me time an’ put somethin’ in th’ box!
Now be off, ye hideous, hunch-backed lout!