Booo-Yaaaaahh!

UPDATE 9:40am EDT: Told ya the boys would try a pump and dump job ahead of the April contract expiration:

Where is that troll who was hazing me the other day? Probably getting a rectal exam right about now as my big 10 inch Gold dildo hit him right in the prostate. As you can imagine my GLD puts are sitting quite pretty this morning. Let’s keep this shit up – uuuhhhh – down I mean.

I don’t have a stake in this as I didn’t bulk up on puts yesterday. Still good to see the fuckers run and scream out in terror again – making me smile just for entertainment value. Who else can’t wait for fall? Oh, this is going to be so much fun! Anyway, boo-yaaaah 2.0 on this one.

That’s what I call a nice open. Run you bastards – run! 🙂

Also in other news: Katzo finally had its humor chip activated and is overdosing on conflicting emotions.

Welcome back buddy 🙂

UPDATE 10:26am EDT: I guess that was pretty much to be expected. I think BalaB made that point the other day that fading overnight drops seems to be almost procedural at this point.

UPDATE 10:34am EDT: I have to make a rare exception and recommend to all evil.rat/NQ subscribers to ignore the recent long order. The tape is extremely overbought at this point – I would set a tight stop (less than the 36 ticks) if you insist on holding it. Sorry guys – I don’t do this often but this market has gone absolutely ape-shit.