Pump & Dump

UPDATE 10:40am EDT: Damn disqus seems to be down again, so I’m not sure when you rats will actually see this post:

Say hello to Mr. Pump and Mr. Dump – they are an evil twin duo genetically engineered by a team of mad scientists to cluster fuck anyone left and crazy enough trading equities. Usually they keep them chained up in an electrified metal cage but they were let loose this morning to leverage the less-horrible-than-anticipated ADP numbers. How much you bet those numbers are going to be revised in a matter of two weeks?

So many small specs to screw but so little time – what to do – what to do…

BTW, except for my GLD butterfly (@*^%!$) I’m completely in cash, folks – and have been for a while. Disclosure: I ignored an evil.rat/NQ and an resident.evil/NQ long alert this morning as this tape look like a healthy serving of daily blue plate mockery to me. I am not taking sides and I’m staying out. The drive by shooting trading style spearheaded by GS prop desk XBox monkeys continues uncontested and in full daylight.

UPDATE 11:17am EDT: I just donated a few bucks to ZeroHedge as those guys are cranking out great material on a daily basis. Maybe if our mainstream media would produce material of that caliber they wouldn’t have to constantly complain about the death of the media industry.

However, even more importantly Tyler is starting to seriously piss off Morgan Stanley which is worth every penny I donated and then some. Alright rats – this is a code red activiation – head over there and donate – even if it’s just five bucks or so. You can click right here to go directly to ZeroHedge’s PayPal page.